Paper Lawyer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McLPIqqvNc0

I think they fell in sympathy. Imagine slidng on your arse to finish the race The only time I was in a similar situation was (a) being knocked off my bike; and (b) losing it on an icey road and sliding onto a major road (A435 Kings Heath at rush hour)

Badger

I thought you meant someone had stuck a TDI engine into an S

pip

It looks like someone had a Bond Bike in the leading group.