My friend said to me the otherday...

Vtec is like bad sex, alot of effort and not really worth it.

I said...

Your turbo is like bad sex, little effort but then you dont last long and droop/limp off too quickly.

Made me laugh.

 

one of my friend's status on FB,

'vtec is like a rape victim. Makes a lot of noise but never gets away'

 

VTEC's like boost, just without the warm wind before it arrives.

All or nothing

 

Bharat

 

VTEC is like a really hot girl with an STD. You really want to hit it but you're afraid of the consequences.

 

I was told VTEC was severe turbo lag!!

 

Turbo lag is like foreplay

 

What, if the hot Girl with the STi closes the throttle unexpectedly, it blows off all over the place?

 

VTEC is like S&M. Most people have never experienced it, the ones that have want more of it and after your first experience you're left feeling raw, cheap and hungry for more.

So they tell me

 

Presume you dont know anybody who's been raped.... Not really that funny...