Just some random stuff....
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Just some random stuff....
STRESS:
That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living $hit out of some as$hole who desperately needs it
Top 10 Reasons Racing is Better than Sex:
1) Youre expected to burn rubber
2) Its OK to be a spectator
3) There is a pit crew to help out
4) The faster you are, the better you are
5) It lasts for several hours
6) Its acceptable to tailgate
7) Youre SUPPOSED to finish first
8) Earplugs are OK to drown out noise
9) You dont have to kiss the race car
10) You get a trophy when you finish
The Italian Who Came to America...
One day Ima go to No Fock, Virginia to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast.
I tell the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tell her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate you Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the lady and she call me Sonna Ma B!tch.
Later I go to Tyler Restaurant, the waitress Virginia bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tell her I wanna fock, Virginia. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say no fock Virginia on the table. You Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the lady, and she calls me Sonna Ma B!tch and get the hell out of No Fock, Virginia.
So I go back to my room inna hotel, an theres no sh!t on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sh!t. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sh!t on the bed. He say you better not sh!t onna bed, you Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the man and he call me Sonna Ma B!tch.
I go to check out, and the man at the desk, he say "Peace to you". I say piss onna you too, you Sonna Ma B!tch. I go back to Italy!!!
That confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living $hit out of some as$hole who desperately needs it
Top 10 Reasons Racing is Better than Sex:
1) Youre expected to burn rubber
2) Its OK to be a spectator
3) There is a pit crew to help out
4) The faster you are, the better you are
5) It lasts for several hours
6) Its acceptable to tailgate
7) Youre SUPPOSED to finish first
8) Earplugs are OK to drown out noise
9) You dont have to kiss the race car
10) You get a trophy when you finish
The Italian Who Came to America...
One day Ima go to No Fock, Virginia to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast.
I tell the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tell her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate you Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the lady and she call me Sonna Ma B!tch.
Later I go to Tyler Restaurant, the waitress Virginia bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tell her I wanna fock, Virginia. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say no fock Virginia on the table. You Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the lady, and she calls me Sonna Ma B!tch and get the hell out of No Fock, Virginia.
So I go back to my room inna hotel, an theres no sh!t on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sh!t. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sh!t on the bed. He say you better not sh!t onna bed, you Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the man and he call me Sonna Ma B!tch.
I go to check out, and the man at the desk, he say "Peace to you". I say piss onna you too, you Sonna Ma B!tch. I go back to Italy!!!
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Originally Posted by Johnny--2K,Aug 22 2005, 02:13 PM
The Italian Who Came to America...
One day Ima go to No Fock, Virginia to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast.
I tell the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tell her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate you Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the lady and she call me Sonna Ma B!tch.
Later I go to Tyler Restaurant, the waitress Virginia bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tell her I wanna fock, Virginia. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say no fock Virginia on the table. You Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the lady, and she calls me Sonna Ma B!tch and get the hell out of No Fock, Virginia.
So I go back to my room inna hotel, an theres no sh!t on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sh!t. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sh!t on the bed. He say you better not sh!t onna bed, you Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the man and he call me Sonna Ma B!tch.
I go to check out, and the man at the desk, he say "Peace to you". I say piss onna you too, you Sonna Ma B!tch. I go back to Italy!!!
One day Ima go to No Fock, Virginia to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast.
I tell the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tell her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate you Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the lady and she call me Sonna Ma B!tch.
Later I go to Tyler Restaurant, the waitress Virginia bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tell her I wanna fock, Virginia. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say no fock Virginia on the table. You Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the lady, and she calls me Sonna Ma B!tch and get the hell out of No Fock, Virginia.
So I go back to my room inna hotel, an theres no sh!t on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sh!t. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sh!t on the bed. He say you better not sh!t onna bed, you Sonna Ma B!tch. I dont even know the man and he call me Sonna Ma B!tch.
I go to check out, and the man at the desk, he say "Peace to you". I say piss onna you too, you Sonna Ma B!tch. I go back to Italy!!!
about that for a second! DUH! 
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