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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 05:19 AM
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That orifice is for "output" only.
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 09:53 AM
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But that's not to say you don't "pitch", though, Hiro.
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by S2000GT,Sep 20 2005, 05:09 AM
i know i know, anything over 2" makes you feel inadequate - you like em small i forgot
Oh god I forgot how big of a monster lee was coming in at a whopping 2.0000000001 inches.
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 10:36 AM
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ill be the first to admit that my dick is 2 inches...































from the ground
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 11:45 AM
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Lee I think that joke first came out the day you started growin your pubes. So we're talkin what....? 200, 300 bc??
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 12:06 PM
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leave the man alone! i don't know any other men that have long enough hair to wipe their asses with.

except meat loaf, but he's another story
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 12:31 PM
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Hiro, if you want to meet men with long hair who are into asses, then talk to Daman. He seems to know a LOT of men that fit that category.

I don't know why, and I don't WANT to know why.
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by shift_9k,Sep 20 2005, 02:45 PM
Lee I think that joke first came out the day you started growin your pubes. So we're talkin what....? 200, 300 bc??
you know, dont knock the good old days - back in 200/300bc you would actually be able to find a woman who would be dumb enough to date you!
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 01:41 PM
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But unfortunately, you brits havent changed your bath habits since then.

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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Sep 20 2005, 03:31 PM
Hiro, if you want to meet men with long hair who are into asses, then talk to Daman. He seems to know a LOT of men that fit that category.

I don't know why, and I don't WANT to know why.
as i said, that orifice is for output only.



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