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Old Oct 14, 2005 | 01:26 PM
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How the fvck do you know what a belching cow smells like?
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Old Oct 14, 2005 | 01:27 PM
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i used to raise cows back in china! foo!
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Old Oct 14, 2005 | 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by VAD,Oct 14 2005, 03:26 PM
How the fvck do you know what a belching cow smells like?
Because he is one!
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Old Oct 14, 2005 | 05:49 PM
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1. Text messages on cell phones. JUST CALL THE F-ER!
2. People that race to get in front of you just to slow down and wander around. You are lost, I am not, get the F out of my WAY!
3. Automatc Transmissions on cars even remotely sporty.
4. The FOX network's constant cancelling of good shows after giving them no chance for success.
5. Hyndais, Kias, and all the other cheap junk cars out there.
6. Minivans, and the fools that have NO IDEA how to drive them.
7. A-holes that think Cell phones cause accidents.
8. Morons who think Global Warming is repsonsible for 50deg weather in July.
9. I'll second VAD.
10. Baseball
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Oct 14 2005, 07:49 PM
1. Text messages on cell phones. JUST CALL THE F-ER!
6. Minivans, and the fools that drive them.
7. A-holes that think Cell phones cause accidents.
8. Morons who think Global Warming is repsonsible for 50deg weather in July.
10. Baseball
Pete hates me
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 06:38 AM
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pete hates me tooo......
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 06:38 AM
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but oh well!
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 10:57 AM
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Ok, here goes. These things annoy me, but I don't hate people because they do them (i love all of you, really). And these are in no particular order. I can't stand them all equally. (note: some of these may already have been posted, sorry)

-sub forums in sub forums
-people who can't setup email
-people who think capitalization of email addresses/URLs matter
-people who don't know what a URL is
-people who drive slow on fast roads
-people who brake constantly and/or drive with the break
-SUVs
-Minivans
-ok basically any car i can't see over in my S :]
-people who make up stuff on the spot about something to sound smart and do it badly
-women who are obviously not fat but persist on complaining about it
-people who say they are dumb because they don't understand computers
-people who are dumb because they don't bother to learn computers
-people who kick the back of your chair at the movie theatre
-people who call you on the cell phone and then don't talk
-people who call you on their cell phone while driving and don't talk
-people who text you the most complicated question in the world that can only be answered with a 15 volume series of books with 1000 pages each
-people who don't take responsibility for their actions
-people who are constantly late
-people who can't estimate travel time
-people who are on asian time :]
-people who tap their pencil/pen during an exam
-people who shuffle their papers a lot during an exam
-people who still think that rasta/dreadlock look is cool
-people who wear grateful dead t-shirts that were made using substandard materials and they now look like faded kool-aid stains with legs
-people who put political bumper stickers on your car, i don't give a damn about your clever ability to stick a less than clever saying on your bumper.
-people who whine constantly about being oppressed in america.
-people who whine constantly on behalf of a semi-made up fairytale group of oppressed people of which no one in the immediate area can help.
-Chick-Lit
-People who read Chick-Lit
-Ebonics
-Anything Emo (Ok, i really do hate these people)
-Anything Punk, the 80's are way over (I hate these people too)
-Most 80's music
-Hairbands
-Rappers who whine about how they've had it so hard/that their people are oppressed and aren't given a chance
-Rappers who should be telling their listeners to stay in school if they want their people to have a chance instead of glorifying criminal activity
-Rappers/hip-hop artists
-happy hardcore
-kids/adults who dress up like vampires and call themselves goths
-people who can't understand the difference between a file, a folder, and a directory and get really confused when you tell them to move a file into a folder/directory.
-people who can't grasp the concept of double-clicking
-people who think that the web is the internet
-people who can't use google
-people who steal things
-politicians
-people who are worried about global warming but still use a car for transportation
-girls who are really smart but act dumb
-girls who really are dumb
-girls that wear shirts that say "I love frat boys" or some equally idiotic slogan
-diets and cheeseburgers who think it will help them
-weepy women
-over dramatic women
-store clerks that follow you around
-car salesmen who don't know shit about what they're selling
-people that call you by the wrong name
-affirmative action
-feminists
-anything Disney
-people who go on vacation and buy a million trinkets from tourist traps
-tolls
-parking in the city
-people who mix up your and you're
-myspace
-webpages with any kind of sound or music
-webpages with excessively lame slow loading flash
-people who date over the internet
-corporate speak
-MBA's who think they're the shit but still haven't done anything
-people who don't keep their mouse and keyboard clean and therefore have a dark layer of crust on them.
-people who can't stop evangelising a particular os/platform (apple fags esp.) My professor does this daily and whines about how he can't get support from the uni. so annoying.

ok i think i'll stop there. yes I am neurotic. :]
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 11:42 AM
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this thread is awesome...

but this previous post it waaaay too long
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Old Oct 15, 2005 | 11:44 AM
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i can't type.
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