Head to Whole foods, pick out a few entrees and then prepare them on nice dishes and voila. Instant dinner. Grab a bottle of nice wine while youre there. I already did my V day dinner this past weekend to ditch the rush. I'll be making a good home cooked meal on tuesday though...

 

Act like you forgot about VD on Tuesday. Then see how she acts.

If she doesn't get overly upset, take her out to Rosebud on Wednesday.

If she gets upset and acts like a child, take her to McDonalds and get her a happy meal.

If she doesn't get upset, makes the best of the evening, AND makes sweet passionate love to you regardless, then take her to Tiffany's on Wed.

If she doesn't get upset, and to punish you, she ties you up, talks dirty, and then ravishes you for your man-seed....marry her.

 

What if she gets upset, acts like a drunken sorority girl, and screws 3 of your friends?

 

that's some fvcked up bitch

 

Make sure that it's filmed and then either sell the rights to the tape, or copy the bejeezus out of it onto DVD and sell them.

Also, make sure your friends had fun, otherwise, if the girl was a bad 'lay', they'll make fun of you for being with her.

 

Got a camcorder I can borrow?

 

[QUOTE=Luder94,Feb 13 2006, 09:45 AM]Act like you forgot about VD on Tuesday.

 

I'll be having chicken wings and copious amounts of booze.

 

I got crabs for VD.

 

turpentine + steel wool + fire will kill them crabbies.