im tired of going to the major hospitals for relatively minor things i need looked at. looking for a family doctorr that i can regularly go to for care.
i think my insurance plan is ppo or whatever how that matters.
would prefer a beautiful, sexy female doctor.
brunette if possible but blonde will do.
male doctor might be ok too.
located somewhere near south side chicago but i'm willing to travel to surrounding areas if Dr. comes highly recomemded.
good bedside manners is a plus but a sense of humor is the winner.

would like to find one before the weekend. i need this red thing looked at.

thanks for any help you can provide me with.
have a nice healthy day

 

Is this a joke? I'd never recommend someone to a weird guy mainly looking for a "sexy" doctor.

 

somewhat of a joke.
but i really am looking for a good doctor.
the rest was just added for fun.

 

Sorry dude, all the professional women that I know don't appreciate being viewed as a piece of meat. It's the stigma they've had to fight against all their life and I'd never refer a patient that propagated that stereotype of disrespect.

You might want to edit that first post. It'll turn a lot of potential help offers away. It's uber creepy and grossly inappropriate.

That's about as satisfying as Don Imus saying he said "Nappy headed ho's" in jest. He still doesn't understand why it was so wrong.

 

I thought it was funny The female physicians I know know how to take a joke.

 

[QUOTE=CKit,May 29 2007, 10:35 PM]Is this a joke?

 

i'll leave the original post the way it is. it'll keep away the people who dont know how to take a joke.

agian, i'm looking for a new doctor that has a good record and a sense of hunmor. a type of dr. that would tell me i have cancer then say "i just save a bunch of money by switching to geico" just to lighten the mood.

 

Should be available in just a couple of days:

Doctor

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

doctors are people too they know how to take a joke. good luck finding a family doc but, if you need a surgeon... PM me.

 

i'm a type of person that would actually go to DR. kevorkian just to spite others. just gotta be sure i dont accidently tell him i wish i was dead.