Quote of the day.

Park next to the bitch with a Jeep at your own peril !

Fangio... used to be ding-less.

 

Quote- nothing is ever fool proof to a clever fool.

Quote- if living life in the fast lane, one may soon gain too many demerit points.

 

To err is human; to moo bovine.

 

Fact of the Day:
The longest toll road in the United States is the Thomas E. Dewey Thruway (also known as the New York State Thruway). It stretches 426 miles (686 km) between Buffalo and New York City.

Quote of the Day:
"Learn to say no. It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin."
- Charles Spurgeon

 

Fact of the Day:
An anteater can extend its tongue more than 2 feet (60 cm).

Quote of the Day:
"It is well that there is no one without a fault, for he would not have a friend in the world: He would seem to belong to a different species."
- William Hazlitt

 

Fact of the Day:
When a person is struck by lightning, the metal on his or her body can melt, often causing serious burns.

Quote of the Day:
"Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired."
- Titus Maccius Plautus

 

Quote of the Day:

Just because you're paranoid, that doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

 

QUOTE:

"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" - Homer Simpson

 

Fact of the Day:
Honey doesn

 

Fact of the Day:
A pelican can hold up to 3 gallons (11 liters) of water in its mouth.

Quote of the Day:
"Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel."
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton