Quick Silver

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began:

"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange........orange."

Finally, the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.

After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the
taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled "Oh My God!!!!
They're assholes!!"

illicit

lol