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Old 04-11-2006, 06:03 AM
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birds arent fun.
you should see when a group of them fly to the cafeteria at our high school.
all the girls start screaming
Old 04-11-2006, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Superjenn,Apr 10 2006, 05:50 PM
eww..

do female birds bleed like humans? I remember once in hs, a friend of mine got bombed on his head by a pigeon, and the crap had some blood in it.
I think they do........I've seen this too.

I was wondering if this was a seagull....damn those things are like B52 bombers....
Old 04-11-2006, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by GottaLoveMyS,Apr 11 2006, 06:03 AM
birds arent fun.
you should see when a group of them fly to the cafeteria at our high school.
all the girls start screaming


Sounds like a Hitchcock movie to me....



Old 04-11-2006, 07:58 AM
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This post is still cracking me up.

Are you sure it wasn't a pelican? I have little shots inside the cab, but man this sounds like the truck literally backed up and dumped.

Hope you got it cleaned up ok!
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Originally Posted by Superjenn,Apr 10 2006, 06:50 PM
eww..

do female birds bleed like humans? I remember once in hs, a friend of mine got bombed on his head by a pigeon, and the crap had some blood in it.
Birds don't have the same kind of internal structure humans (or other mammals) do.

Some people might question the wisdom of placing a recreation area next to a waste disposal facility when looking at human anatomy - but birds have just one opening that does it all - the "cloaca".

Birds don't "pee" either, they instead secrete urine as the familiar "white stuff" that accompanys the poo.

I really doubt birds menstruate, their reproductive system is geared towards egg-laying, not supporting a fetus and placenta. Birds do get sick, have intestinal parasites, get injured and have other problems.
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I live in Downey, and that's where I was pumping gas. No seagulls out there, but a lot of crows.
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damn man this thread made me open mouth laugh at work in my cube... haha funny stuff!
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