Car Talk - Non S2000 General Motoring and Non S2000 Car Talk

Audi Q5

Thread Tools
 
Old Aug 26, 2011 | 03:48 AM
  #1  
Nick Graves's Avatar
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 31,181
Likes: 58
From: Hertford
Default Audi Q5

Karen just phoned me to laugh about another perfect sterotype!

It's pissing down, so K was driving to the shops. She stopped at a Zebra crossing. The lady crossing had to stop suddenly for some dozy bint coming the other way, who thought her Q5 gave her priority over pedestrians.

Said dozy bint has later stopped her Q5 right in the middle of car park with a great queue behind her, blocking traffic in all directions because she is so important...

Perhaps you have to pass a special test, before they'll actually sell you one.
Reply
Old Aug 26, 2011 | 04:33 AM
  #2  
mattlad's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 698
Likes: 0
From: Worcestershire
Default

Originally Posted by Nick Graves
Karen just phoned me to laugh about another perfect sterotype!

It's pissing down, so K was driving to the shops. She stopped at a Zebra crossing. The lady crossing had to stop suddenly for some dozy bint coming the other way, who thought her Q5 gave her priority over pedestrians.

Said dozy bint has later stopped her Q5 right in the middle of car park with a great queue behind her, blocking traffic in all directions because she is so important...

Perhaps you have to pass a special test, before they'll actually sell you one.
Sure I read somewhere that you have to be a c0ck to drive an Audi. Or in her case a c0ckette............
Reply
Old Aug 26, 2011 | 10:30 AM
  #3  
bigtommy's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 133
Likes: 0
Default

Clarkson says Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers! I bought the missus an a3 and you can drive it very close to cars in front!!
Reply
Old Aug 29, 2011 | 08:01 AM
  #4  
unclefester's Avatar
 
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 13,330
Likes: 180
Default

Saw an X5 / Q7 this weekend, can't remember which ... but the registration plate was J3RKS ..... you couldn't make it up!
Reply
Old Aug 29, 2011 | 08:02 AM
  #5  
98RON's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 929
Likes: 1
From: Nth Yks
Default

I did try (and nearly bought) a TT RS coupe last year. But there was and is just something about Audis that I just can't warm to.......... TT RS was a damned quick and fine sounding car though gotta be said. But a bit wooden as all Audis invariably seem to be. And that notwithstanding the c*ck issue.............
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
JonnyG84
UK & Ireland S2000 Community
26
May 5, 2015 12:39 AM
m R g S r
New York - Metro New York S2000 Owners
48
Sep 24, 2010 05:39 AM
Bundle of Mayhem
UK & Ireland S2000 Community
40
Mar 26, 2008 03:39 AM
s2ksimon
Southern Ontario S2000 Owners
20
Dec 6, 2005 03:04 PM
JamieS2K
UK & Ireland S2000 Community
25
Feb 6, 2004 08:40 AM




All times are GMT -8. The time now is 05:18 AM.