BMW 330
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BMW 330
this guy pulls up next to me at the lights.. i'm a bit of a bait taker in the traffic light gp and it was quiet.. what the hell, i knew he was gonna have a go against this little jap sportscar...
so i beat him.. did just enough, 0-30 it was even then the S pulled on him like i'd stuck the nitrous on so i eased off and just stayed in front.
next lights he pulls up again, not a thing behind me but he goes alongside.. has another go, i beat him again.. it's interesting, initially he may just have an edge, a 1/4 of a car or so but then this gap opens up at an alarming rate...
third set.. he pulls up AGAIN.. right.. i'm gonna unleash the beast this time, as i hit 2nd gear i'm pulling away like fvckery..
childish i know but what a donkey.. 3 attempts, still not learnt his lesson.. morale of the story? 3 series beemers are rubbish bar the M3
he passed me in traffic and cut someone up later.. private number plate and damaged ego
at no point did he indicate
so i beat him.. did just enough, 0-30 it was even then the S pulled on him like i'd stuck the nitrous on so i eased off and just stayed in front.
next lights he pulls up again, not a thing behind me but he goes alongside.. has another go, i beat him again.. it's interesting, initially he may just have an edge, a 1/4 of a car or so but then this gap opens up at an alarming rate...
third set.. he pulls up AGAIN.. right.. i'm gonna unleash the beast this time, as i hit 2nd gear i'm pulling away like fvckery..
childish i know but what a donkey.. 3 attempts, still not learnt his lesson.. morale of the story? 3 series beemers are rubbish bar the M3
he passed me in traffic and cut someone up later.. private number plate and damaged ego
at no point did he indicate
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330i owners are a pain
they genuinely seem to believe they are in an M3 chaser
and always seem surprised by anything that stays with them, let alone breezes past
God help us when the 335i arrives
they genuinely seem to believe they are in an M3 chaser
and always seem surprised by anything that stays with them, let alone breezes past
God help us when the 335i arrives
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Is the 335 the pile of shat they had on 5th gear a while back? Or was that something else. Remember some ridiculous grav metre concocted in the car 
Buy the top of the range or the bottom. Middle's for bores.
Buy the top of the range or the bottom. Middle's for bores.
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Originally Posted by Moggy,Sep 12 2006, 07:56 PM
Driving drivel.
Rightly or wrongly I think of someone (man) who has bought one of these as not being very intelligent.
Rightly or wrongly I think of someone (man) who has bought one of these as not being very intelligent.
I have a similar prejudice against many similar 'received wisdom' purchasers.
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Originally Posted by Moggy,Sep 12 2006, 08:07 PM
Is the 335 the pile of shat they had on 5th gear a while back? Or was that something else. Remember some ridiculous grav metre concocted in the car
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Originally Posted by gaddafi,Sep 12 2006, 06:48 PM
they genuinely seem to believe they are in an M3 chaser
nobber
bloke next door is like that.. at a bbq he asked me if my car was quick, saying his beemer 330 convertible was a rocket.. i put him right.. he's got an x5 now.. too much money, too little a brain.
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Originally Posted by Nottm_S2,Sep 12 2006, 08:12 PM
bloke next door is like that.. at a bbq he asked me if my car was quick, saying his beemer 330 convertible was a rocket.
I'm getting excited.
God that is exactly the type of person I mean.
No feckin clue.
Aww man, can I come to your next bbq. I'd just take the p all evening.
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Originally Posted by Nottm_S2,Sep 12 2006, 08:12 PM
that was my only explanation.. it was like he couldn't believe this mx5 was beating him
nobber
bloke next door is like that.. at a bbq he asked me if my car was quick, saying his beemer 330 convertible was a rocket.. i put him right.. he's got an x5 now.. too much money, too little a brain.
nobber
bloke next door is like that.. at a bbq he asked me if my car was quick, saying his beemer 330 convertible was a rocket.. i put him right.. he's got an x5 now.. too much money, too little a brain.
Yeah, yeah. They read in Autobore that owning any BMW is better than crashing a tanker on KY jelly into the Girl's sixth-form college changing rooms on Spanking Day.