BMW Drivers
They NEVER look at the dashboard!
It's probably true; yoofs are generally far better WRT cyclists and the like.
Middle-aged, especially parents with sprogs are clearly all deranged. I love the way they pick up THEIR kids and then tear past the busy school in the SUV @ over 30mph!
It's probably true; yoofs are generally far better WRT cyclists and the like.
Middle-aged, especially parents with sprogs are clearly all deranged. I love the way they pick up THEIR kids and then tear past the busy school in the SUV @ over 30mph!
Originally Posted by Mole,Feb 5 2010, 05:18 PM
This is the actual version before someone altered it.
"The other day I was cruising along as usual in my shit tip coming to one of my motorways which was very busy with cars better than my own.
First, I could not believe that my useless pile of shit struggled to get up to motorway speed as I came off the slip road! I had to
squeeze into a small gap between two articulated lorries in order to get onto my motorway. (The lorry driver felt pity and let me in).
Unbelievably I could not pass into the middle or fast lanes as both had decent cars in them and I felt inferior.
I couldnt help noticing the quality german cars drivers and how confortable their drivers looked whilst not having to spend the earth and I couldnt help
but feel envious and slightly resentful that I hadnt worked harder and wasnt a bit clevererer!
Naturally I tried to shit the toffs up by pulling out on them and chucking fag butts out me window and this caused one man to unbeleivably flash me
Of course as soon as I saw that it gave me licence to swirv in front of him and brake test the ****s. One BMW driver gave me the finger as a fag butt
landed on his windscreen so I followed him home and twatted the faggot.
But then all was well as on the way home I saw another Honda driver and we waved at each other like proper gaylords.
I ####in love my S2000!! "
"The other day I was cruising along as usual in my shit tip coming to one of my motorways which was very busy with cars better than my own.
First, I could not believe that my useless pile of shit struggled to get up to motorway speed as I came off the slip road! I had to
squeeze into a small gap between two articulated lorries in order to get onto my motorway. (The lorry driver felt pity and let me in).
Unbelievably I could not pass into the middle or fast lanes as both had decent cars in them and I felt inferior.
I couldnt help noticing the quality german cars drivers and how confortable their drivers looked whilst not having to spend the earth and I couldnt help
but feel envious and slightly resentful that I hadnt worked harder and wasnt a bit clevererer!
Naturally I tried to shit the toffs up by pulling out on them and chucking fag butts out me window and this caused one man to unbeleivably flash me
Of course as soon as I saw that it gave me licence to swirv in front of him and brake test the ****s. One BMW driver gave me the finger as a fag butt
landed on his windscreen so I followed him home and twatted the faggot.
But then all was well as on the way home I saw another Honda driver and we waved at each other like proper gaylords.
I ####in love my S2000!! "
with BMWs, you specify the 'comfort package'
with Zafiras and the like, the 'seething resentment' package is standard
Originally Posted by gaddafi,Feb 7 2010, 03:40 AM
with Zafiras and the like, the 'seething resentment' package is standard
I collected it with about a quarter tank of fuel and so topped up the two spare cans I had brought with me ( to top up my Honda S2000 !!! ) and then spent the day bimbling and bumbling so that I only used the petrol already in its tank.
Boy what fun holding up the flash gits in their BMW/AUDI/MERCs/4x4/white vanman etc etc as I pottered along at no more than 40mph like the old and poor do these days.
Even on a dual-carraigeway 40mph was my maximum which seemed to annoy others even if I was not holding them up. Respect was shown for HGV's though & I ensured I flashed them as they completed their over taking so they knew it was OK to return to the nearside lane.
Oh the joy of VERY slowly accelerating from junctions or roundabouts if there was a self-deluded important person up my exhaust pipe, and then slowing down a long long time before coming to a halt.
Of course they had no idea of my circumstances, only I smugly knew what was in my garage at home, whether I was rich or poor, or if I have to work very hard or long hours for a living. Better still there was no reason whatsoever to have any resentment issues about the tiny appalling apology of a car I was driving.
All very naughty I know but it was only for a few hours and endlessly satisfying to get ones own back. Oh I promise I never inconvenienced anybody in a proper sports car.
Driving ignorance is prevalant regardless of social, economic or educational status.
Its also evident in all marques of car, impossible to pigeon hole these days.
The 3 series sales boys have had their wings clipped during the recession.
The family man is poorer and more resentful of everything.
The old boys are more baffled than ever at the pace of life in general.
Every week I see the same idiots, mile after mile, hour after hour.
No specific marque or model defines an idiot.
Last week an old boy drove past near my house.
- On a pavement/cycle path until he met the bollard at the crossing. Incredible
Its also evident in all marques of car, impossible to pigeon hole these days.
The 3 series sales boys have had their wings clipped during the recession.
The family man is poorer and more resentful of everything.
The old boys are more baffled than ever at the pace of life in general.
Every week I see the same idiots, mile after mile, hour after hour.
No specific marque or model defines an idiot.
Last week an old boy drove past near my house.
- On a pavement/cycle path until he met the bollard at the crossing. Incredible
Karen once told me of a stupid late-middle aged bint in a car, who tried to follow her over a pedestrian footbridge until the law of perspective took over. She was then arrogant & rude about asking for directions, so got left there stuck...
Originally Posted by m1bjr,Feb 7 2010, 05:10 PM
Driving ignorance is prevalant regardless of social, economic or educational status.
Its also evident in all marques of car, impossible to pigeon hole these days.
The 3 series sales boys have had their wings clipped during the recession.
The family man is poorer and more resentful of everything.
The old boys are more baffled than ever at the pace of life in general.
Every week I see the same idiots, mile after mile, hour after hour.
No specific marque or model defines an idiot.
Last week an old boy drove past near my house.
- On a pavement/cycle path until he met the bollard at the crossing. Incredible
Its also evident in all marques of car, impossible to pigeon hole these days.
The 3 series sales boys have had their wings clipped during the recession.
The family man is poorer and more resentful of everything.
The old boys are more baffled than ever at the pace of life in general.
Every week I see the same idiots, mile after mile, hour after hour.
No specific marque or model defines an idiot.
Last week an old boy drove past near my house.
- On a pavement/cycle path until he met the bollard at the crossing. Incredible

I just think you see certain types of bad driving which tend to be associated with car groups
sports cars or white vans rarely dither
taxis pull in and out from the kerb more than most
you are rarely undertaken at speed by a low loader
I have a big downer on taxi drivers atm
round here they have adopted the new fashion of ignoring the 'give way if the obstruction is your side of the road' convention/rule
I am on a mission to convert them
Yes, the giving way if your side is obstructed seems to have gone largely out of the window.
How often we see a chain of cars who simply cannot wait for one vehical, and MUST squeeze by the parked car.
The nice thing about a company vehical is the endless supply of free parts, like mirrors.
It always costs them more than me.
Lately I have adopted the IAM style of 'claiming' the road lane I'm in.
So I deliberately take position at the crown of the road.
Sometimes it results in a standoff, but these rarely last once I open up the newspaper.
How often we see a chain of cars who simply cannot wait for one vehical, and MUST squeeze by the parked car.
The nice thing about a company vehical is the endless supply of free parts, like mirrors.
It always costs them more than me.
Lately I have adopted the IAM style of 'claiming' the road lane I'm in.
So I deliberately take position at the crown of the road.
Sometimes it results in a standoff, but these rarely last once I open up the newspaper.
Originally Posted by m1bjr,Feb 7 2010, 03:42 PM
Sometimes it results in a standoff, but these rarely last once I open up the newspaper.
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