You could fill a plastic bottle with hot water and lie it on the dash ( the heat rising off it defrosts the screen) whilst you shave/ drink coffee/shite. I did this back in the old days before heated rear screens.

 

I never do a shite in the morning. Well only if I've had red wine the night before. In which case it is usually black and smells of meat.

 

1/ Get a better paid job.... and someone to scrape the car for you. If that fails...


2/ Get a house with your own drive, go start the car, fire up the engine, Heater, demist etc...

3/ With the spare key lock the doors and go back into the house.

4/ From the comfort of your living room watch your car defrost nicely... while enjoying a nice warm cuppa.

or 5... get a really well paid job and move to Monaco where it doesn't snow....

 

Is that the same as what I mentioned with the hot water bottle

 

When I lived in a place with my own drive I never left the car unattended though. Too many stories of people cruising about with a list of tasty cars on frosty mornings waiting for people doing just that.

A splash of hot water and a swish from the window wiper, and I'm on my way. Easy.

 

I have to wonder Martin if drinking shite is really something you should be doing at any time, never mind the morning stick to coffee, less diseases and less wierd.

 

Stuff the car, get a job near enough so you can cycle or walk to work