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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 12:18 AM
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Or he's been firing blanks in the harem this past umpteen years
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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 02:22 AM
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i googled gay mini



it's a real enigma i think, on the one hand reports suggest it's the best chassis on any 'hatch' on the other the image is so feminine . everything about it shouts 'girls car'.

i could never own one, much like a micra, mx5, 206CC, Puma, Tigra, Jazz etc they are 100% lady cars

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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by ianl,Sep 3 2010, 08:00 AM
Has Gad been abducted by aliens and replace by a faulty replica in my absence?
No - simply a volte face.

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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Nottm_S2,Sep 3 2010, 10:22 AM
i googled gay mini



it's a real enigma i think, on the one hand reports suggest it's the best chassis on any 'hatch' on the other the image is so feminine . everything about it shouts 'girls car'.

i could never own one, much like a micra, mx5, 206CC, Puma, Tigra, Jazz etc they are 100% lady cars
In which case, maybe the SAAB 9^1 version might be advised.

IF SAAB/Spijker lasts that long...

It's also the coupe-like low build in the old Honda idiom that is important to the MINI's dynamics. And the zero overhangs. Most of its rivals are telephone kiosks and about as stable.
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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 12:10 PM
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I have lost all interest in everyday high performance cars

can't really explain why

sort of happened overnight

but I have my classic 'investments'

and something wicked this way comes

(for high days and holidays)
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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by gaddafi,Jul 20 2010, 01:31 PM
roads are chokka down here as you know, so a really fast car was more a source of frustration than pleasure
Same here. Only just up the road from you Pete and at commuting in/out time its a procession.

I like my Merc for those trips...pop it into drive, seat warmers on and I doze the whole way home

Pulled out of the way of a fella in a lovely Maserati GrandTurismo yesterday (mainly to hear him roar by) and watched his frustration as he tried to get past an endless line of cement salesmen in their A4 diesels.

Luxobarge for the UK......... Toy for France. That's what I do.

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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 12:32 PM
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Mine's a whining bastard.

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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Nick Graves,Sep 3 2010, 04:59 PM
In which case, maybe the SAAB 9^1 version might be advised.

IF SAAB/Spijker lasts that long...

It's also the coupe-like low build in the old Honda idiom that is important to the MINI's dynamics. And the zero overhangs. Most of its rivals are telephone kiosks and about as stable.
Saab are rumoured to have built a decent car recently, a mid exec, no idea what number they gave it tho

this made me smile - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11167721. a mini, >4m long. get one of those Gad

totally agree with all the traffic comments, i avereged around 30mph going to wales recently, including bits where i may have exceeded the limit

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Old Sep 4, 2010 | 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by gaddafi,Sep 3 2010, 08:10 PM
I have lost all interest in everyday high performance cars

can't really explain why

sort of happened overnight

but I have my classic 'investments'

and something wicked this way comes

(for high days and holidays)
Sympathies - I've been banging on about it myself for a few years now.

Which is why I prefer thrashing little rice pudding de-skinners like the S2000 & NSX round the back lanes.

Good luck with the nuttermobile!
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Old Sep 4, 2010 | 01:10 PM
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Why is MINI typed in uppercase?

It's shouty look at me-like a Yorkshire terrier.
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