Road Rage
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Just had a run in with some twat in a Meriva. I see him ahead twatting about kicking up loads of dust from the edge of the road on my favourite local stretch. At the next bend I've caught up, and on the next bend I overtake (I can see right up the next straight, so it's safe to do).
He flashes his lights after I've moved in, no idea why. A mile or two up the road is a 30-zone and a chemist, so I pull in there for some lemsips. Whilst I'm in, twat face decides he's going to park right up my chuff and give me a piece of his mind.
Except when he storms in shoving the door open he ralises I'm at least a foot taller, heavier built, with a shaven head and a "come on you c**t" expression on my face, his arse collapses and he just stands there. When I walk past he says, "aye..." trying to think of something clever to say but nothing comes to mind. I just snigger, jump in the car and give it a nice big dirty tail slide up the street.
He flashes his lights after I've moved in, no idea why. A mile or two up the road is a 30-zone and a chemist, so I pull in there for some lemsips. Whilst I'm in, twat face decides he's going to park right up my chuff and give me a piece of his mind.
Except when he storms in shoving the door open he ralises I'm at least a foot taller, heavier built, with a shaven head and a "come on you c**t" expression on my face, his arse collapses and he just stands there. When I walk past he says, "aye..." trying to think of something clever to say but nothing comes to mind. I just snigger, jump in the car and give it a nice big dirty tail slide up the street.
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From: Survivalist enclave
Originally Posted by Bada Bing!,Apr 3 2006, 03:37 PM
Except when he storms in shoving the door open he ralises I'm at least a foot taller, heavier built, with a shaven head and a "come on you c**t" expression on my face, his arse collapses and he just stands there.
he thought you had put on weight and had popped in for some amyl
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From: omnipresent
Originally Posted by grahamb,Apr 3 2006, 04:27 PM
Given most Mags, JPs and Judges are public school too
Jobs like that are not imporant around here.
Can those people carry a dustbin for 40 years with no backpain.
Bet you are useless at cutting logs you feckin pansie. Comes in useful for building fires. I'll teach you at LM.