Two young brothers, Bobby age 6 and Mikey age 4, are getting dressed just before breakfast....

Bobby: Hey Mikey, I think it's time we started cussin', what do ya think?
Mikey: Okay, I guess, but how do ya cuss?
Bobby: Well whem Mom asks me a question I'll say DAMN, and when Mom asks you a questions you say ASS. Okay?
Mikey: Okay.

So the two boys sit down at the breakfast table....

Mom: Bobby, what do you want to eat?
Bobby: I'll have some DAMN Cherrios!
Mom: What did you say?
Bobby: I'll have some DAMN Cherrios!
Mom: I don't ever what to hear you talk like that young man!!!

And she quickly makes it over to his chair, yanks Bobby up from the seat, and promptly begins to give him the worst whippin' those boy's had ever seen....

Mom: Now you get yourself up to your room and don't come out until I tell you to come out... Do you understand? Now get to your room!!

Mom now comes back into the dining room...

Mom: Okay Mikey what do you want for breakfast?
Mikey: Well, you can bet your fat ASS it won't be Cherrios!!!

 

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LOL!!