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Old Apr 22, 2004 | 07:15 AM
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I am very proud
my MOM has learned to Haiku
now she'll make us fudge
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Old Apr 23, 2004 | 02:42 AM
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cut them off, I will [/QUOTE]

Who are you? Yoda
There will be no fudge for you
put your pants back on
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Old Apr 23, 2004 | 04:29 AM
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But pants are evil
I prefer to flop around
nads across my thighs
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Old Apr 23, 2004 | 04:33 AM
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You should be working
Hank thinks you're a dead-beat dad
Spencer doesn't wear pants
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Old Apr 23, 2004 | 04:37 AM
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I have not done this
Rhyme and verse do not come well
Where is the Nad wipe
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Old Apr 23, 2004 | 04:38 AM
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EXCELENT!! for you
an old pro you seem to be
hand me the nad wipe
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Old Apr 23, 2004 | 04:39 AM
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Why I say to you
Where is the new portaloo
Here is the nad wipe
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Old Apr 23, 2004 | 05:52 AM
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tisk tisk there ol chaps
nad wipes are not needed here
let the nad funk stay!
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Old Apr 23, 2004 | 07:47 AM
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If the Leafs lose out,
I will have more time to spend
here with the haiku.
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Old Apr 23, 2004 | 11:56 AM
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Wings are on the way
Maybe losses show how wins
Not to be made like
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