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Old Apr 24, 2004 | 12:11 PM
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come around she has
mom is getting into it
Haiku contageous
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Old Apr 24, 2004 | 12:16 PM
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Yes Haiku IS fun

but Mom's still quite the rookie

so cut her some slack
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Old Apr 24, 2004 | 07:49 PM
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haiku, plus farting...
it can sometimes smell alot.
i like big farting...
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Old Apr 25, 2004 | 08:42 AM
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Stones taught me to fly

and so its not hard to fall

cannonball you are


















heeheee I made that one from my Cannonball Song
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Old Apr 25, 2004 | 09:48 AM
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Rally of gumball
a coast to coast fun for all
cars driven in haste
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Old Apr 26, 2004 | 04:22 AM
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Thirteen-thousand feet
Leap from plane and fall towards Earth
Hope the chute opens
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Old Apr 26, 2004 | 04:24 AM
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Open up it did
Gliding peaceful towards the ground
Got to find my nads
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Old Apr 26, 2004 | 06:36 AM
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opening was assumed
when writing was posted here
nads hiding somewhere
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Old Apr 26, 2004 | 07:56 AM
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They were in my throat
when I left our modest plane
have not seen them since
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Old Apr 26, 2004 | 02:22 PM
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falling through body soon
viscous material slows
the fall more than chute
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