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Apr 26, 2004 | 02:55 PM

#71

jedwards

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From: This is not my house!

I'm going somewhere
anywhere else would be better.
a pub would be good.

Apr 26, 2004 | 03:57 PM

#72

THEOLDMAN

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From: Between Hell/Ann Arbor

safely drive after
drinking mixes not with car
careful out there be

Apr 26, 2004 | 08:49 PM

#73

jedwards

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From: This is not my house!

I drove it straight home;
Fairly quickly but straight home.
It made sense at five.

Apr 28, 2004 | 04:25 AM

#74

THEOLDMAN

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From: Between Hell/Ann Arbor

Learning life long skill
remembering is harder
where are my car keys?

Apr 28, 2004 | 07:41 PM

#75

morgan

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From: Where The Sun Don't Shine

slowly the rain falls...
drops of sweat from a giant,
no urination.

Apr 29, 2004 | 04:36 AM

#76

THEOLDMAN

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From: Between Hell/Ann Arbor

another corner
THEOLDMAN has taken away
look out I farted

Apr 29, 2004 | 04:39 AM

#77

C-Bass

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nose is offended
by olfactory onslaught
from the OLDMAN's butt

Apr 29, 2004 | 04:42 AM

#78

RichUK

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From: Oxfordshire

Gassy boy I am
smelly fart I do plenty
window open time

Apr 29, 2004 | 04:53 AM

#79

C-Bass

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Farts coming in now
farts from every direction
nads across their nose

Apr 29, 2004 | 05:04 AM

#80

THEOLDMAN

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From: Between Hell/Ann Arbor

open up humor
a can of worms surely let go
all are squirming now

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