The 2000 verse Haiku

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Apr 29, 2004 | 05:07 AM

#81

C-Bass

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worms are from your butt
you should surely see a Doc
that is just nasty

Apr 29, 2004 | 05:19 AM

#82

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From: Between Hell/Ann Arbor

Losing my liver
Transplant coming in future
that should relieve the gas

I really am waiting for a liver transplant. Paying the price for the sins of my youth.

Apr 29, 2004 | 05:26 AM

#83

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Sad to hear that Bud
at least we have technology
new liver for you

Apr 29, 2004 | 11:49 AM

#84

jedwards

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From: This is not my house!

I'd like to Haiku
I can't think of anything
Oh forget it then.

Apr 29, 2004 | 01:41 PM

#85

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nonsense J Edwards
Haiku must come from the heart
just like all my gas

Apr 29, 2004 | 01:57 PM

#86

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From: This is not my house!

Hmm let me think some
I think I... (lift cheek) Brraaaaap... there!
how am i doing?

Apr 29, 2004 | 02:07 PM

#87

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sniff sniff sniff sniff hmmmmm
smells like you ate broccolli
you need enema

Apr 29, 2004 | 02:11 PM

#88

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this is really dumb
It's the worst haiku ever
we should give it up.

Apr 29, 2004 | 02:16 PM

#89

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don't give up my friend
won't be the same without you
it wasn't that bad

Apr 29, 2004 | 02:37 PM

#90

jedwards

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From: This is not my house!

Oh LMOA!
Of course I won't give it up
I'm addicted now.

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