S2KI Honda S2000 Forums

The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

Always.

Thread Tools
 
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 11:55 AM
Share
  #91  
WestSideBilly's Avatar
WestSideBilly
Thread Starter
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 93,305
Likes: 820
From: Nowhere
Default
Always clean up after yourself... especially when your mistress spends the night...
Reply
0
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 12:04 PM
Share
  #92  
zdave87's Avatar
zdave87
Member
Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 82,468
Likes: 1,193
Default
Always tip your bartender.

Always tip your bartender more if she is wearing low rise jeans and a thong.
Reply
0
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 12:10 PM
Share
  #93  
p0pe's Avatar
p0pe
Registered User
 
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,022
Likes: 0
From: Lafayette, LA
Default
Originally Posted by zdave87,Aug 6 2004, 03:04 PM
Always tip your bartender more if she is wearing low rise jeans and a thong.
Reply
0
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 12:14 PM
Share
  #94  
p0pe's Avatar
p0pe
Registered User
 
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,022
Likes: 0
From: Lafayette, LA
Default
Always get her number.
Reply
0
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 12:37 PM
Share
  #95  
WestSideBilly's Avatar
WestSideBilly
Thread Starter
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 93,305
Likes: 820
From: Nowhere
Default
I always get the lone gay waiter.
Reply
0
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 01:02 PM
Share
  #96  
s2ko's Avatar
s2ko
Registered User
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 67,849
Likes: 564
From: Metro NYC
Default
Always treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady.
Reply
0
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 01:15 PM
Share
  #97  
mikes2k's Avatar
mikes2k
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default
always eat what is served to you
Reply
0
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 01:16 PM
Share
  #98  
s2ko's Avatar
s2ko
Registered User
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 67,849
Likes: 564
From: Metro NYC
Default
In the words of my mother...

Always clean your plate.
Reply
0
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 01:18 PM
Share
  #99  
mikes2k's Avatar
mikes2k
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default
Originally Posted by s2ko,Aug 6 2004, 05:16 PM
In the words of my mother...

Always clean your plate.
I live with the same guilt...does your mom know my mom and I blame her for me being overweight today
Reply
0
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 01:25 PM
Share
  #100  
s2ko's Avatar
s2ko
Registered User
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 67,849
Likes: 564
From: Metro NYC
Default
I think it is a thing of our parents generation. I remember having to sit at the table until I finished my lima beans. My dad threatened to make me eat them for breakfast if I didn't finish.
Reply
0



Advanced Search

All times are GMT -8. The time now is 10:37 AM.