Always have a little spell of whoring in the morning

 

Always make sure you drink proper amounts of caffeine before you operate heavy machinery... i.e the laminator

 

Always chew with your mouth closed

 

Always open your mouth before you place food into it to chew.

 

Always pointing out the obvious Rich

 

Always turn the lights out when you leave a room.

 

Always listen to good advice. Good tip WSB.

That flushin' of the condoms can get you in trouble in more ways that one.

A . ... ahem . ... friend of mine flushed one in high school and it didn't go down. When the girls Mom came home she found it in the toilet. Luckily my . . .. ahem . . friend was long gone by then.

 

Always exercise caution when driving in snow or you could understeer into a curb, break you lower control arm, slash your tire, rip you CV boot joint, bend you front sway bar and pay $130 for a tow. (Happened to me )

 

Always store your magazines with scantilly clad women in a safe place. Your girlfriend might drop her cell phone under your bed and it could land in the box with said magazines. Then her 13 year old female cousin will go to retrieve it and get a suprise that will embarass the shit out of you. (Happend to me )

 

Always steer clear of people that have moved from a warm weather state and are all of a sudden drivin' in snow!