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Old Aug 9, 2004 | 07:16 PM
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Always check your pockets before doing laundry. You could accidentally send your cellphone through the wash destroying the phone and losing important phone numbers. (Happened to me )
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Old Aug 9, 2004 | 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ACLR8,Aug 9 2004, 07:14 PM
Always steer clear of people that have moved from a warm weather state and are all of a sudden drivin' in snow!
That was me, 18 years in California, 4 in Hawaii and not a single snow storm until I move to Washington.
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Old Aug 9, 2004 | 07:20 PM
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Always check your pockets for gum as well. you could wash your clothes and dry them with a pack of gum in the pocket and ruin the entire load of laundry. Happened to a . . . ahem friend of mine . . . uhh . .. twice
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Old Aug 9, 2004 | 09:06 PM
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Always eat the white snow instead of the yellow
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Old Aug 10, 2004 | 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Aug 9 2004, 10:10 PM
Always exercise caution when driving in snow or you could understeer into a curb, break you lower control arm, slash your tire, rip you CV boot joint, bend you front sway bar and pay $130 for a tow. (Happened to me )
Always use the e-brake to slide through turns. If you're sideways, there's no chance of understeering into the curb.
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Old Aug 10, 2004 | 05:46 AM
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Always . . . . . or at least sometimes look for a nice empty parking lot and have much fun with the e-brake!
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Old Aug 10, 2004 | 06:00 AM
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Always appreciate what people do for you
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Old Aug 10, 2004 | 06:01 AM
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Old Aug 10, 2004 | 07:29 AM
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Always drink until you cup runnith over
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Old Aug 10, 2004 | 07:29 AM
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Always swallow never spit
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