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Old Jan 15, 2009 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by ncsu-tc' date='Jan 14 2009, 07:00 PM
How did I spend $60 at the grocery store and still don't know what I got?
Because you didn't spend enough. Go buy more food!


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Old Jan 15, 2009 | 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Jan 14 2009, 11:55 PM
Monica:


Are all women ****ed in the head?
Well not the women on S2Ki


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Old Jan 15, 2009 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87' date='Jan 14 2009, 04:36 PM
Enough Evan.


More Monica please.



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Old Jan 15, 2009 | 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by EVAN&MONICA' date='Jan 15 2009, 04:01 PM
Well not the women on S2Ki


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In that case, can you recruit more women?
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Old Jan 15, 2009 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Jan 15 2009, 07:25 PM
In that case, can you recruit more women?
I take it you've given up?

FFS.
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Old Jan 15, 2009 | 03:50 PM
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Recruiting women? Or trying to understand them?
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Old Jan 15, 2009 | 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Jan 15 2009, 07:50 PM
Recruiting women? Or trying to understand them?
Oh shit - it's worse than I thought. You're still trying to understand them?

Try to find one that doesn't make you suicidal on a daily basis. Then decide on the two issues that you annually won't budge on (even if crying is used as leverage) and just grunt occasionally but non-comittally thereafter.

Then retire to your cave and only come out during the frequent emergencies that may arise.

It's really pretty simple.
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Old Jan 16, 2009 | 02:05 AM
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At what point do I get to masturbate furiously?
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Old Jan 16, 2009 | 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Jan 16 2009, 03:05 AM
At what point do I get to masturbate furiously?
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Old Jan 16, 2009 | 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Jan 15 2009, 04:25 PM
In that case, can you recruit more women?
Possibly, I'll have to start chasing down the girls that drive S2000's. There are not too many of them in Oregon...


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