I have no green thumb to speak of (that's why I bought my when I was into that sort of thing). . .

. . . that said, based on what I just researched on corn, and based on the other fruits and vegetables you were growing, I'd take a look at initial soil temperature and definitely take a look at watering levels. Corn is much more thirsty than the other things you were growing.

 

Not enough water.

 

I'm thankful I didn't pay for this answer.

 

I hate to say it dude, but I'd be able to give you better advice if you were a complete failure, rather than a partial failure.

More cheap advice: spend some time in Bothell; you'll feel better about yourself.

 

So I should be more of a failure so you can give me better advice? Don't really see how that's possible.

 

Well, you'd have to achieve a new level of FAIL, which yes, is paradoxically impossible (at least for you).

Let's tie it in with the Bothell advice, and might I suggest you go watch some bigger failures than yourself, so you at least feel better. . . that's a start.

 

Not worth the trip. I can find plenty of failure between here and home.

 

You just succeeded in being an efficiency expert.

 

No, I'm just lazy.

 

I fail to see the difference sometimes.