Victory is a better deodorant than distance. I say pay the thing out in Wilsons, and find A LOT of those bitchin' big black duffels.

 

Raj,

My advice is to condemn the act while committing it. Just make sure you have shill companies and/or the ability the cover up the money trail.

That said, if your junk smells like strange, be sure to have lots of money around; you're going to pay one way or another.

 

Seriously how did you figure out the root cause of my headaches? Are you an oracle or something?

 

i thought headaches are from not having enough sex

 

[QUOTE=s2000raj,Sep 24 2008, 01:29 PM]Seriously how did you figure out the root cause of my headaches?

 

with a partner or myself?

 

is sex with yourself still considered to be sex

 

Are you Republican? If so, yes. Else, no.

 

If not then I'll have to go in search of the perfect hand job once again.

 

To question the first: it was an educated shot-in-the-dark. To question the second: I'm neither oracle nor something. . . in fact, I'm pretty close to nothing. The only difference is, I try to pay attention every now and then.

I'll cop to it: I've never felt like I've succeeded at anything. I either fail, or get ridiculously lucky. If what I have is from the latter, it would seem spiritually right to me to share what I've learned along the way.

Luck favors the prepared.
You only really lose if you lose the lesson.