yeah, and I want to throw a party for when it does. so I have to make reservations and stuff.

 

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1. Good French Rolls - go to a Vietnamese bakery

2. Fresh red onions, cilantro, and tomato (tomato is optional)

3. SLOOOOOWWWWW braise the tongue. It's a cut that demands you put a few hours into it.

 

Unkie Trunkie, who should go down first the boy or the girl?

 

In a perfectly-matched situation, both partners should immediately jump to the 69. Barring that, it really depends on the power dynamics.

I tend to go down first, only because I tend to know more about doing that than she knows about fellating this.

 

unkie trunkie, i suspect i have a stomach ulcer (family has history of ulcers, pain goes away after eating and cousin nurse says my symptoms indicates so), and was in a bit of pain. i chug a small bottle of pepto before i go to bed.
next morning i saw my stool to be dark in color. i read the back of the triangular pepto bottle and it says darkening of the stool may occur and i should not take this product if i have a stomach ulcer.

am i gonna dying?

 

At some point, yes.

Today? Probably not.

However, I'd HIGHLY advise you go see your General Practitioner ASAP.

Oh yeah, and Pepto guarantees black turds for me.

 

Unkie Trunkie, whats your preferred hangover cure?

 

I usually go for Gatorade in the morning, sleep, and a combination Pho by mid-day.

That said, the one that would appear to work the best is here:
http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/.../hangover.html

I will attest to the use of strawberries and V8: it does help a bit.