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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 04:03 PM
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Better yet, who's better? zdave or WSB?
Old Jan 7, 2009 | 04:05 PM
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[quote name='jphish' date='Jan 7 2009, 05:03 PM'] Better yet, who's better?
Old Jan 7, 2009 | 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by jphish' date='Jan 7 2009, 05:02 PM
Unkie Trunkie, who's better Barack Obama or WSB?
Given that I answered the questions out of order. . . you can deduce the correct answer twixt these two.
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 09:44 AM
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I live in an apartment. I park my car in a parking garage. I've seen a black cat hanging around. Many mornings I see cat paw prints on my hood and windshield. This sends me into a murderous rage, which is not my preferred disposition for starting off the day. How would you suggest I deal with this problem?

TIA.
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 10:09 AM
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Get a car cover.
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by brent5000' date='Jan 8 2009, 10:44 AM
Important Question:

I live in an apartment. I park my car in a parking garage. I've seen a black cat hanging around. Many mornings I see cat paw prints on my hood and windshield. This sends me into a murderous rage, which is not my preferred disposition for starting off the day. How would you suggest I deal with this problem?

TIA.
If you're going into a murderous rage over paw prints, might I suggest an anger management course?

1st deep breath, hold it in for a 10 count, breathe out. Repeat 3-5 times.

Secondly, leave a roll of paper towels in the trunk.

Third, consider getting a car cover.

Lastly, try to catch the cat and give it some negative reinforcement. Jangling your keys might work, water might work. . .
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 10:13 AM
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Get a dog
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by jasonw' date='Jan 8 2009, 11:13 AM
Get a dog
As much as I'd like a dog, I don't have time to raise it, what with my busy schedule.
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 10:17 AM
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Yeah I'm startnig to think I might have to put my fish up for adoption for the same reason...
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by jasonw' date='Jan 8 2009, 11:17 AM
Yeah I'm startnig to think I might have to put my fish up for adoption for the same reason...
Fish are do-able. . . dog? not so much.

Even then, adding another animal that craps on the floor is probably the last thing my condo needs.



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