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Old Jan 3, 2008 | 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 3 2008, 02:13 PM
This brings up a very important point: always be mindful of where the doctor's hands are at all time.

Also, a good gag is to sneak into your buddy's exam and put both of your hands on your buddy's shoulders. However, check with the doc before you do it.
Is that when you're being probed annaly, anally, or both?
Old Jan 3, 2008 | 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Jan 3 2008, 11:21 AM
Is that when you're being probed annaly, anally, or both?
Ideally, you only get one shot at this before he gets wise, so your chances of doing it annually are slim-to-none.
Old Jan 3, 2008 | 10:33 AM
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it's a years worth of probing at once.
Old Jan 3, 2008 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Jan 3 2008, 11:33 AM
it's a years worth of probing at once.
Depends on the size of the instrument.
Old Jan 3, 2008 | 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 3 2008, 06:34 PM
Depends on the size of the instrument.
I'm hip. I saw that South Park episode.
Old Jan 4, 2008 | 10:16 AM
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"Why's everything got to do with things going in, or coming out of, my ass!! "
Old Jan 4, 2008 | 03:59 PM
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my ass is exit only.
Old Jan 5, 2008 | 08:03 AM
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Dear Unkie Trunkie,
If I cut my hair will the ladies still find me sexy ...?
Old Jan 5, 2008 | 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by dead-bird,Jan 5 2008, 09:03 AM
Dear Unkie Trunkie,
If I cut my hair will the ladies still find me, sexy ...?
Did you just call 8d sexy?

Old Jan 5, 2008 | 11:44 PM
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Blasphemous rumours.



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