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Old Jan 12, 2009 | 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 12 2009, 04:56 PM
Speaking practically, you should leave a few drops of hot sauce in the jimmy hat, so as to prevent theft of your sperm.

In a few states, there are court cases that now leave your swimmers in the precarious position of NOT being your property, but the results still being your responsibility.
Does the hot sauce go in the jimmy before or after you put it on?
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Jan 12 2009, 07:01 PM
Does the hot sauce go in the jimmy before or after you put it on?
After, unless you're into REALLY REALLY rough trade.
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 05:19 AM
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why did the stalker call me last night to change a light bulb for her???
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 06:17 AM
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I have what would you do scenario.

Say you were dating a coworker (I know I know bad idea. Skewer me for that later) and it didn't work out. You dropped her for being "unclassy" and allowing a fellow coworker to try to come between yall.

Later she asks for a second chance and you being the forgiving person you are, give it. However, you come to find out she was seeing previously mentioned coworker behind your back during this time. She drops him as soon as you find out, but realizing she is a unrepentant liar, you promptly drop her out of your life and move on. He is crushed, but what do you care? She later hooks back up with him, seeing you are not coming back.

But we're not done yet-obviously since we haven't moved to the what would you do part

She finds out you have moved on ( aka met someone else) and immediately starts texting you, "I can't believe you've moved on, I miss you, I love you, etc" You get the idea. This goes on for MONTHS. She contacts me from vacationing back home with what went wrong with us, I miss you, I've been dreaming about us, blah blah stuff of that nature. Most recently tries to call you on New Years, however you are with your GF and didn't want any part of that convo. She IS with him that night, but does manage to steal away to try to call you.

Now in the spirit of turnabout is always fair play, do you show coworker that tried to come between y'all (and eventually "succeeded") the texts she's been sending you?

Or

Do you do the nice thing and turn the other cheek?

Sorry for the long post. Hope it was an interesting read.
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by nakdboardr' date='Jan 13 2009, 07:17 AM
I have what would you do scenario.

Say you were dating a coworker (I know I know bad idea. Skewer me for that later) and it didn't work out. You dropped her for being "unclassy" and allowing a fellow coworker to try to come between yall.

Later she asks for a second chance and you being the forgiving person you are, give it. However, you come to find out she was seeing previously mentioned coworker behind your back during this time. She drops him as soon as you find out, but realizing she is a unrepentant liar, you promptly drop her out of your life and move on. He is crushed, but what do you care? She later hooks back up with him, seeing you are not coming back.

But we're not done yet-obviously since we haven't moved to the what would you do part

She finds out you have moved on ( aka met someone else) and immediately starts texting you, "I can't believe you've moved on, I miss you, I love you, etc" You get the idea. This goes on for MONTHS. She contacts me from vacationing back home with what went wrong with us, I miss you, I've been dreaming about us, blah blah stuff of that nature. Most recently tries to call you on New Years, however you are with your GF and didn't want any part of that convo. She IS with him that night, but does manage to steal away to try to call you.

Now in the spirit of turnabout is always fair play, do you show coworker that tried to come between y'all (and eventually "succeeded") the texts she's been sending you?

Or

Do you do the nice thing and turn the other cheek?

Sorry for the long post. Hope it was an interesting read.
You write an e-mail to her.

1. Explain how her dating two co-workers seriously jeopardizes the working environment. You may want to own up to your foolishness in this instance (but only your foolishness).

2. Explain that cheating on you was attention-seeking behavior, and that you are concerned that her self-esteem may not be up to par for the caliber of woman you demand in your life.

3. Explain that the texting you is a continuation of that attention-seeking behavior, and

a. It's jeopardizing whatever positive view you still have of her, both personal and professional

b. It's compromising the time she's spending with <other guy>, which is frankly a disservice to her personal integrity.

c. The verbiage and frequency of the texts is bordering on harassment, and if it continues, you will do what is necessary to make it stop. Here, don't be too explicit; don't threaten anything you don't actually want to go through (read: restraining order).

4. That she consider this the last personal correspondence and/or contact with you.


Don't mention the current girlfriend in any way, shape, or form. This is about her behavior and how it's messing her up, and how it's harassing to you. Keep the focus there.
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 07:44 AM
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Alternative response:


Roofie Colada and PIITB.
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Jan 13 2009, 08:44 AM
Alternative response:


Roofie Colada and PIITB.
That's how much of this may have started. . .
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:22 AM
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why does Marie Osmond wear so much make up?
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom' date='Jan 13 2009, 10:22 AM
why does Marie Osmond wear so much make up?
With that giant forehead of hers, she needs some of that serious foundation to keep the glare down.

The rest is just the need to actually get color plastered onto the Quickrete she's using for base.
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom' date='Jan 13 2009, 10:22 AM
why does Marie Osmond wear so much make up?
VM...because she needs to?..drumroll please...I couldn't help myself UT.

VB...I am not an attorney and this is not legal advice, I hate to disagree with UT, but I would not write anything about interoffice (orifice) play or you put yourself in significant legal risk, particularly since she's nuts and might try to get you canned.

UT...What is the best jazz song of any type that you can think of at the top of your head?



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