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Old Jan 12, 2009 | 01:52 PM
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Old Jan 12, 2009 | 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19' date='Jan 12 2009, 02:49 PM
But remember to keep a supply of fresh latex, a small Maglite, and your sense of smell.
and don't forget a dropcloth, wesson oil, and rope.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by INTJ' date='Jan 12 2009, 07:12 PM
...and rope.
Chains douchecanoe.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by INTJ' date='Jan 12 2009, 04:12 PM
and don't forget a dropcloth, wesson oil, and rope.
And Tobasco sauce.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19' date='Jan 12 2009, 04:28 PM
Chains douchecanoe.


Why not both?

Nothing exceeds like excess.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 12 2009, 07:39 PM
And Tobasco sauce.
Habanero FFS! Someone should end up blind in one eye.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19' date='Jan 12 2009, 04:43 PM
Habanero FFS! Someone should end up blind in one eye.


I've got some sauce that takes care of that well-enough. You need to leave a few drops in the condom when you're done.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 12 2009, 07:45 PM


I've got some sauce that takes care of that well-enough. You need to leave a few drops in the condom when you're done.
I suspect you'll just post process it and unleash another plague.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19' date='Jan 12 2009, 04:52 PM
I suspect you'll just post process it and unleash another plague.
Speaking practically, you should leave a few drops of hot sauce in the jimmy hat, so as to prevent theft of your sperm.

In a few states, there are court cases that now leave your swimmers in the precarious position of NOT being your property, but the results still being your responsibility.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 04:25 PM
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Unkie,
have you tried dominos oven baked sandwiches?

i need your opinion on them.



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