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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by INTJ' date='Jan 13 2009, 10:30 AM
VM...because she needs to?..drumroll please...I couldn't help myself UT.
That was weaksauce after my forehead/Quickrete remark.

VB...I am not an attorney and this is not legal advice, I hate to disagree with UT, but I would not write anything about interoffice (orifice) play or you put yourself in significant legal risk, particularly since she's nuts and might try to get you canned.
Not an entirely bad bit of advice - I figured it might be alright seeing as the language would be such to suggest that it was all a BAD idea. However, not saying anything might be just as good, if not better

UT...What is the best jazz song of any type that you can think of at the top of your head?
Too many to think of, you make my head asplode.

Seriously though, Sonny Clark's "I remember April" comes to mind.
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 13 2009, 10:26 AM
With that giant forehead of hers, she needs some of that serious foundation to keep the glare down.

The rest is just the need to actually get color plastered onto the Quickrete she's using for base.

used 2 watch DWT 's w/Charlie and my Mom-in-Law ( ol peeps dig that show ) she was really scary on there butt then saw her in a Weight Watchers ad and she still seems so made up
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom' date='Jan 13 2009, 10:47 AM

used 2 watch DWT 's w/Charlie and my Mom-in-Law ( ol peeps dig that show ) she was really scary on there butt then saw her in a Weight Watchers ad and she still seems so made up
All the more evidence to maintain the natural beauty you have every day.
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 13 2009, 10:49 AM
All the more evidence to maintain the natural beauty you have every day.


silly wonder if Donny wears any?
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom' date='Jan 13 2009, 10:52 AM


silly wonder if Donny wears any?
Same giant forehead. Same giant glare.
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:45 AM
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But he gets his own planet already
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by INTJ' date='Jan 13 2009, 12:45 PM
But he gets his own planet already
Fo' Sho!
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 12:17 PM
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Hark the angel of moroni! Let me gather the girls...and we shall have the burned children of cain carry our baggage.
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 12:18 PM
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Heavenly Father approved that post. . . no doubt.
Old Jan 13, 2009 | 12:20 PM
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