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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 11:22 AM
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Unkie Trunkie!!!
Unkie Trunkie!!!



What should I do with this ?
Old Oct 9, 2008 | 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Oct 9 2008, 03:22 PM

Unkie Trunkie!!!
Unkie Trunkie!!!



What should I do with this ?
Well you see when a man and a woman. . . .


Do whatever you want but be sure and wear a
Old Oct 9, 2008 | 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by problem_child,Oct 9 2008, 09:42 AM
where is Wicky?
Cooped up with Coco.
Old Oct 9, 2008 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Oct 9 2008, 09:20 AM
I'm not THAT big...

Oh wait... he's probably Malaysian, so he probably could use them as a tent...


Now you're on the trolley.
Old Oct 9, 2008 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Oct 9 2008, 09:50 AM
Why did TJ have PP's pants?
Why wouldn't he?

There was swapping at a Con, long before I got here. . . so Corner lore goes. . .
Old Oct 9, 2008 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by s2ko,Oct 9 2008, 10:11 AM
It's the who pays attention?
It's not a question of who pays attention around here, it's what a pays attention to that makes him/her what s/he is

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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Oct 9 2008, 12:49 PM
Why wouldn't he?

There was swapping at a Con, long before I got here. . . so Corner lore goes. . .
Wow the corner 's a swinging place.


Old Oct 9, 2008 | 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by s2ko,Oct 9 2008, 10:20 AM
Should I go see Don Rickles?
Yes, yes you should. However, the game plan, if it was anything like what I saw in Vegas, will be as follows:

1. Introduction - staged and glorious
2. Insulting current affairs - you will piss yourself
3. Insulting the audience - dated, and almost not funny.
4. Paying Tribute to Frank Sinatra.
5. Paying Tribute to other dead people he's worked with - bear in mind his age. . . you're gonna be there for a while.
6. Paying Tribute to Frank Sinatra. He's STILL the Chairman, you schmuck
7. Insulting the opening act - magnificent.
8. Apologizing and explaining that it's all an act of love.
9. Insulting you.

I do recommend this show. . . get the $149 tickets if you're brave.
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Goatee or not GOatee?
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Oct 9 2008, 11:22 AM

Unkie Trunkie!!!
Unkie Trunkie!!!



What should I do with this ?
Nearly forgot to answer this one . . .

Get it on all fours, feed it chili out of a dog dish, then plook her booty and wait for the extra back pressure.



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