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Old Jan 15, 2009 | 12:58 PM
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Oh I have a question, How come work clap is 10,000 more common than work oral?
Old Jan 15, 2009 | 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by INTJ' date='Jan 15 2009, 01:57 PM
Shortcut Homage du jour
Yeah. Got it.

Could care less. No one gave me un-tainted tickets to ride on that trolley.
Old Jan 15, 2009 | 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by INTJ' date='Jan 15 2009, 01:58 PM
Oh I have a question, How come work clap is 10,000 more common than work oral?
Given the amount of shit that fliess around at work, how are you NOT going to get infected with something?
Old Jan 15, 2009 | 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19' date='Jan 15 2009, 01:34 PM
Irritated? For him that was borderline gregarious.
Old Jan 15, 2009 | 04:27 PM
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Next?!?!?!
Old Jan 16, 2009 | 02:10 AM
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If I slip a girl a roofie and some other douchebag takes her home, is it morally acceptable to kill him?
Old Jan 16, 2009 | 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Jan 16 2009, 03:10 AM
If I slip a girl a roofie and some other douchebag takes her home, is it morally acceptable to kill him?
No, but hog-tying and humiliating him is entirely the right thing to do.
Old Jan 16, 2009 | 01:54 PM
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So why is is that since I live in the dorms, twice a year I have to spend a week cleaning up after other people who also live in the dorms?

I guess my real question is, why can't people clean up there own shit? its

Also, someone left a bag of mcdonalds(all food eatin) in the common area. If I found out who the person was who left it there, would it be acceptable to everything in his room?

It's your lucky day. three bullshit questions for the price of one!
Old Jan 17, 2009 | 02:52 AM
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Alright fuckwit, last question first:
Originally Posted by Douchebag McGhee
It's your lucky day. three bullshit questions for the price of one!
Luck has nothing to do with it. I knew what I was walking into when I started this thread. Fuck, I started this thread because of asshats like yourself. . . (lest you make any mistakes I made. . . )

[quote name='Douchebag McDipshit]So why is is that since I live in the dorms' date=' twice a year I have to spend a week cleaning up after other people who also live in the dorms?[/QUOTE']
You're doing this because you have no concept of either leverage and/or social contract theory. If you find yourself lacking in the latter, sucker punch your Philosophy 101 teacher.

[QUOTE=Dingus]Also, someone left a bag of mcdonalds(all food eatin) in the common area. If I found out who the person was who left it there, would it be acceptable to
Old Jan 19, 2009 | 09:51 AM
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Why were you so kind to the newb?



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