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Old Nov 23, 2009 | 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 23 2009, 04:58 PM
Unkie, Why does one need an appointment to see a psychic?
That's obvious. . . the psychic sees into the future, but you want the appointment now.

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Unkie, Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Unkie, Is the nose the scenter of the face?
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 23 2009, 05:01 PM
Unkie, Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
No, it's due to the fact that removing the makeup is a pain in the ass.
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 23 2009, 05:02 PM
No, it's due to the fact that removing the makeup is a pain in the ass.
That, and the alcoholism makes the muscle all stringy and dried out.
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 23 2009, 05:02 PM
Unkie, Is the nose the scenter of the face?
No, it's the thing I tend to bloody when she's asking for rough trade.
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Unkie, Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Unkie, If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in?
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Unkie, If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 23 2009, 08:03 PM
No, it's the thing I tend to bloody when she's asking for rough trade.



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