Hi Unkie!!! How are you?


Monica

 

Let me call the boys up on Folsom St. to see if you're hot enough. . .

 

Yes you are, sir.

 

Frankly, I've got a lot of things on my mind, most of them of a heavy/serious nature.

 

What is this srs bizness you speak of?

 

Well. . . normally I'm not this candid on here, but:

My mom is giving me grief about, "finding someone," getting married, having kids, etc. So, I'm trying to formulate a response that will get me what I want (read: to be left alone to FAIL on my own).

There's some deep and complex family issues behind it, so I'm trying not to be a total dick, but given the nature and the pressure, may have to resort to being a class-A dick in order to just get on with my life.

There are some issues at work compelling me to seek employment elsewhere. . . and while I'm thinking of changing jobs, why not throw a move in too?

 

My mom (my genetic one) does that all the time. When are you getting married, when are you having a grandkid for me, blah blah blah. I used to be polite about it, then I just started saying "probably never" so she'd leave me alone.

Where would said relocation take you? Border town in Mexico?

 

Kuala Lumpur, or Seattle, or Man Francisco.

 

I like those odds