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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 23 2009, 06:20 PM
Unkie, If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
You should be able to find the answer here:
http://www.bart.gov/schedules/bylineresult...=12%2F30%2F2009
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Unkie, How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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Unkie, Do vampires get AIDS?
Old Nov 23, 2009 | 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 23 2009, 06:32 PM
Unkie, How come wrong numbers are never busy?
You must have some really jacked up dialing karma. I sometimes dial the number incorrectly, and it's busy.
Old Nov 23, 2009 | 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 23 2009, 06:33 PM
Unkie, Do vampires get AIDS?
HIV? Yes. AIDS? No.
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Unkie, Does killing time damage eternity?
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 23 2009, 06:37 PM
Unkie, Does killing time damage eternity?
In your case? I'm gonna go with, "yes."
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Unkie, Im calling it a night! Till next time sharpen your pencil I have man ymore unanswered questons to ask.
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 23 2009, 06:40 PM
Unkie, Im calling it a night! Till next time sharpen your pencil I have man ymore unanswered questons to ask.
FFS. Come up with something better, or else I'm just going to send you to a mystical place. . . that's not zombo.com
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Nov 23 2009, 09:03 PM
Which leads me to my next question...

Is it really true that nothing worth having is easy?
Even though you probably weren't asking me, I'm gonna chime in, partly because I've been thinking about this lately...Sometimes people value things\relationships\whatever more when they've worked for it, but if you *haven't* worked for it, or 'earned' it (whatever that means), do you still want it or truly value it? It doesn't have to be VERY difficult, but if it's smooth sailing all the way, something's amiss. You know, that old phrase, 'If it seems to good to be true, it probably is.'

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