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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 11:21 AM
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Unkie, How many weeks are there in a light year?
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Unkie, How is it possible to have a "civil" war?
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:20 PM
Unkie, Why are some gay people so unhappy?
Ask Raj.
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:21 PM
Unkie, How many weeks are there in a light year?
Half as many weeks as there are in a standard year, by volume.
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:21 PM
Unkie, How is it possible to have a "civil" war?
It's possible, so long as you don't get your ascot in your dickie.
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Unkie, If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
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Unkie, Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Unkie, If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary?
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Unkie, If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 03:49 PM
Unkie, If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
It makes you absolutely powerless.

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