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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 11:14 AM
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Unkie,How much milk is there in the Milky Way?
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:13 PM
Unkie, How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
When they're out of balance.

Okay okay okay. . . you really asked the wrong guy, because I know the answer to this:

If it's not a perfect 5th drone, it's wrong.
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Unkie, Why are violets blue and not violet?
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Unkie, Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:14 PM
Unkie, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Gilbey's Vodka - a shit load.

Stoli - A manageable amount

Grey Goose - None. Just wakes up drunk.
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Unkie, Why are highways built on the ground?
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:14 PM
Unkie,How much milk is there in the Milky Way?
Not a lot.
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:14 PM
Unkie, Why are violets blue and not violet?
I don't care. I'm color blind.
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 11:17 AM
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Unkie, did you know if you post 2 more post in the current corner race game you could possibly win a point?
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what is that ricey lookin shtuff on that plate in the photo you recetnly posted in my photo of the day tread?
































lets see if this trick will work one more time



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