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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 11:17 AM
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Unkie, Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting?
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:15 PM
Unkie, Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Builders build a 13th floor. How you name it is up to you.

Publishers have no issue with Chapter 11, because they're little weasals, and would do something that shifty in order to get out of a contract.
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:15 PM
Unkie, Why are highways built on the ground?
Sniff tar, and get back to me.
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:17 PM
Unkie, did you know if you post 2 more post in the current corner race game you could possibly win a point?
I did not know that. Moreover, I do not care.
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Nov 25 2009, 12:17 PM
what is that ricey lookin shtuff on that plate in the photo you recetnly posted in my photo of the day tread?
































lets see if this trick will work one more time
It's not rice.
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 25 2009, 03:18 PM
I did not know that. Moreover, I do not care.
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:17 PM
Unkie, Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting?
I don't sit on my guitar stands. I've often stood up and used a stand, and frankly, I won't stand up for this sort of tomfoolery.

So sit the F down. Now.
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 25 2009, 03:18 PM
Sniff tar, and get back to me.
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 12:20 PM
I take my licks.
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