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Old Jul 31, 2009 | 07:41 PM
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poor iphone cant catch a break.
Old Jul 31, 2009 | 08:43 PM
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Does morphine actually take the pain away, or does it just make you high enough that you don't give a fuck?
Old Aug 1, 2009 | 12:28 AM
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How did I get into this mess?
Old Aug 1, 2009 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Jul 31 2009, 08:43 PM
Does morphine actually take the pain away, or does it just make you high enough that you don't give a fuck?
Morphine loves your nervous system. It *should* take the pain away. However, you may feel *something*, but hopefully it isn't pain.

Vicodin makes you not give a fuck.
Old Aug 1, 2009 | 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by bahula03,Aug 1 2009, 12:28 AM
How did I get into this mess?
Original Sin, Samsara. . . call it what you will. . .
Old Aug 1, 2009 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Aug 1 2009, 04:09 PM
Morphine loves your nervous system. It *should* take the pain away. However, you may feel *something*, but hopefully it isn't pain.

Vicodin makes you not give a fuck.
Never had Vicodin, but now that you mention it, it makes sense.
Old Aug 1, 2009 | 09:27 PM
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im so drunk. if i were to love beer anymore i would be forced to make love to the chief exceutive offiver of budwiser probably twice. now mr trunk what novelty do youi find ingiving people these answers?
Old Aug 2, 2009 | 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by christopherboon,Aug 1 2009, 09:27 PM
im so drunk. if i were to love beer anymore i would be forced to make love to the chief exceutive offiver of budwiser probably twice. now mr trunk what novelty do youi find ingiving people these answers?
It isn't novelty. I really have no desire for people to make the same fuck-ups I've made.

If you think about it, the novelty is all yours. . . the reader.

Oh, and while we're here: you bought a car that sucks down 91 (or better), why in God's holy Name are you putting Budweiser in your system? Sweet Mary McCree!!!
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Aug 1 2009, 01:10 PM
Original Sin, Samsara. . . call it what you will. . .
So what you're saying is no more cheeseburgers?
Old Aug 2, 2009 | 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by bahula03,Aug 2 2009, 12:02 PM
So what you're saying is no more cheeseburgers?
Far from it. Respect the cheeseburger, for it is indiscriminate, and delicious.



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