I think waddler is letting me use his S so I can meet you wherever, too.

 

where do these lido plastic end cap dealz go on these blindz I'm installing? Don't seem to fit in the END

guess they figured a MAN wuz gonna hang um so no need for instructions

 

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We may need an English to Mommish translator at some point but I've hung more than my share of blinds.

What type of blinds? Windows or doors?

 

2 part question

Why does it seem like lady farts smell worse than man farts?

Why when someone farts in an office environment do people automatically blame a member of the male staff when it could very well be a member of the female staff that let a stinky one slip?

 

UnkieT,

How can I lose 30lbs too?

 

I got um in just needed a lil push


Window blinds Raymo I've hung um before these just had weird hardware tanks

 

I still got Venetian blinds at my place. . . I really need to change them. . . except I'm like, a dude, n' shit.

 

So let me preface this two-part question by stating this right-off-the-bat:

Girls don't fart.

Now, obviously this isn't true, but society has to accepted it as a priori knowledge. Dare I say it, we must accept it as truth to an order even higher than a Southern Baptist Preacher cleaves to The Good Book; it would be easier to convince a San Francisco womyn (with the obligatory androgynous haircut) that God is a Man than to persuade her that she actually breaks wind.

Women don't fart because theoretically, they adhere to a healthy diet, and as such, their poop chute is as clean as a mountain stream. However, when our earthly goddesses so choose to deviate from their diet of fruits, vegetables, yogurt, tofu, White Zinfandel, and the occasional (read: daily) Cosmopolitan, this causes undue stress on the Ol' Sluiceway. This subsequently being the source of an unholy stench that makes one yearn for the crisp clean air of Bayonne.

Now, all that said, the average woman eating the average American unhealthy diet has ass blasts that, to my nose, seem to be no better or worse, than the average man.

As to why people automatically blame men for breaking wind. . . well, women don't fart.

Our only revenge is the Dutch Oven.

 

Low Fat + High Fiber + Exercise = weight loss

Step 1: write down everything you eat and drink in a day.
Step 2: be horrified.