all women are

attractive
single
mentally/emotionally stable

pick 2 (at most)

 

As I said, compromise.

 

i feel bad about taking peoples girl friends but what can you do right? ill just tell them a guy on my forum told me i could, should smooth everything over.

 

Is it natural to find the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" more entertaining and less adult rated then "Yaweh"?

 

Bros before Hos. FAIL.

 

Natural? Perhaps not. Insightful? Yes, a bit.

God is not nice. God is God.

BTW, FSM is a complete crock. . . there's an increase in piracy AND in increase in greenhouse gas emissions. . . sort that one out, eh?

 

I find your lack of faith in FSM disturbing

 

His noodly appendage touched me, and I told him to go F off.

 

Unkie, what is the proper protocol for this situation:

- In a shitty airport bar with only one TV
- Said TV is showing an interesting NFL game
- Of the ~10 patrons in said bar, 8 appear to be fixated on the TV
- Old fucker walks into bar, asks the bartender to switch it to golf
- Bartender (despite being one of the 8) obliges

 

you and all the other patrons should have been loudly voting him down