Ask Unkie Trunkie Again!
Originally Posted by espelirS2K,May 6 2009, 09:30 PM
UnkieT,
Want the 10 or so bottles of Sierra Nevada I have left?
Want the 10 or so bottles of Sierra Nevada I have left?
1.) Wait until I pick it up whenever.
2.) Take it to a party and leave it there.
I do that with all the shitty "champagne" that people give me.
Originally Posted by espelirS2K,May 6 2009, 09:33 PM
I'll choose 1. But the later you come.. the more might be gone. I need a new beer to drink. Any suggestions? Make the GF make a bevmo run for me.. 

My personal favorites are:
1. Koestritzer Schwarzbier
2. Arrogant Bastard Ale
3. Chimay
4. Black Butte Porter
5. Old Rasputin Imperial Stout
6. Stiegl Pils
7. PBR (epic clutch beer)
Come to think of it. . . there's only a few beers that I won't drink:
1. Budweiser (Bud Light is okay)
2. MGD (unless I'm seeking bloody revenge -
)3. Natty Light/Ice/whatever
4. Carling
I'm sure this list is longer, but it's been a while since I've had epically shitty beer.
It's worth noting there's QUITE a few beers that will make me assume things about you:
Heineken - you've popped your collar. No. Shut up. You popped your collar and/or wore a visor in college. If anybody gets date-raped tonight, I'll assume you either did it. . . or were the victim.
Pyramid Hefeweizen - you don't like beer, and you don't really like Hefeweizen. If it's your favorite Hef, you're a douchecanoe that's cheating on your boyfriend. . . How do I know that? Well, he's as big a DMB and Jack Johnson fan as you are. . . yes, I know you're sleeping with that guy with the Porsche who listens to RUSH. . . we'll get to that in the next session.
Coors - you like fighting, and miss Jack Kemp.
Busch - you pretend to like fighting, but you do you like outlaw racing
Rock Bottom - You "upgraded" from Pyramid Hef. Congratulations. Here's your prize:
Corona - What, did we run out of Smirnoff Ice that soon?
Blue Moon - Orange flavored beer. . . what's next? Lime. . . wait a second.
Fat Tire - You have no clue what a microbrew is. Your penance is to drink cans of Keystone Light the rest of the night.
Heineken - you've popped your collar. No. Shut up. You popped your collar and/or wore a visor in college. If anybody gets date-raped tonight, I'll assume you either did it. . . or were the victim.
Pyramid Hefeweizen - you don't like beer, and you don't really like Hefeweizen. If it's your favorite Hef, you're a douchecanoe that's cheating on your boyfriend. . . How do I know that? Well, he's as big a DMB and Jack Johnson fan as you are. . . yes, I know you're sleeping with that guy with the Porsche who listens to RUSH. . . we'll get to that in the next session.
Coors - you like fighting, and miss Jack Kemp.
Busch - you pretend to like fighting, but you do you like outlaw racing
Rock Bottom - You "upgraded" from Pyramid Hef. Congratulations. Here's your prize:

Corona - What, did we run out of Smirnoff Ice that soon?
Blue Moon - Orange flavored beer. . . what's next? Lime. . . wait a second.
Fat Tire - You have no clue what a microbrew is. Your penance is to drink cans of Keystone Light the rest of the night.
Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 6 2009, 09:58 PM
It's worth noting there's QUITE a few beers that will make me assume things about you:
Heineken - you've popped your collar. No. Shut up. You popped your collar and/or wore a visor in college. If anybody gets date-raped tonight, I'll assume you either did it. . . or were the victim.
Pyramid Hefeweizen - you don't like beer, and you don't really like Hefeweizen. If it's your favorite Hef, you're a douchecanoe that's cheating on your boyfriend. . . How do I know that? Well, he's as big a DMB and Jack Johnson fan as you are. . . yes, I know you're sleeping with that guy with the Porsche who listens to RUSH. . . we'll get to that in the next session.
Coors - you like fighting, and miss Jack Kemp.
Busch - you pretend to like fighting, but you do you like outlaw racing
Rock Bottom - You "upgraded" from Pyramid Hef. Congratulations. Here's your prize:
Corona - What, did we run out of Smirnoff Ice that soon?
Blue Moon - Orange flavored beer. . . what's next? Lime. . . wait a second.
Fat Tire - You have no clue what a microbrew is. Your penance is to drink cans of Keystone Light the rest of the night.
Heineken - you've popped your collar. No. Shut up. You popped your collar and/or wore a visor in college. If anybody gets date-raped tonight, I'll assume you either did it. . . or were the victim.
Pyramid Hefeweizen - you don't like beer, and you don't really like Hefeweizen. If it's your favorite Hef, you're a douchecanoe that's cheating on your boyfriend. . . How do I know that? Well, he's as big a DMB and Jack Johnson fan as you are. . . yes, I know you're sleeping with that guy with the Porsche who listens to RUSH. . . we'll get to that in the next session.
Coors - you like fighting, and miss Jack Kemp.
Busch - you pretend to like fighting, but you do you like outlaw racing
Rock Bottom - You "upgraded" from Pyramid Hef. Congratulations. Here's your prize:

Corona - What, did we run out of Smirnoff Ice that soon?
Blue Moon - Orange flavored beer. . . what's next? Lime. . . wait a second.
Fat Tire - You have no clue what a microbrew is. Your penance is to drink cans of Keystone Light the rest of the night.
BTW, I agree on Fat-It is a cool company, smart people, green, mediocre beer (full of things like undisclosed wheat).
Originally Posted by han racer,May 6 2009, 11:31 PM
Don't fool the teacher with his own tricks.
Originally Posted by INTJ,May 7 2009, 06:14 AM
What do you think of Racer 5, Lag Maximus, or Colorado's only real beer: Avery?
BTW, I agree on Fat-It is a cool company, smart people, green, mediocre beer (full of things like undisclosed wheat).
BTW, I agree on Fat-It is a cool company, smart people, green, mediocre beer (full of things like undisclosed wheat).
Racer-X should be in my Top 10. Racer 5 is a joy indeed sir.
Lag Maximus is okay, I prefer the Stone IPA.
Haven't gotten around to Avery.
I remember when you had to beg to get Fat Tire at a bar. Now, it's pervasive. Sigh.






