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Old Jul 5, 2009 | 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Jul 1 2009, 06:03 PM
Wheres my corner badge????? :
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Old Jul 5, 2009 | 02:50 PM
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A coworker with exceptionally bad sick person etiquette more than likely is the source for the cold that's keeping me from enjoying the long weekend- what's a proper response to said coworker?
Old Jul 5, 2009 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jul 5 2009, 04:49 PM
Heroin
Trannies
Ballantine by the handle. . .
:repeat:
:accordingly:

Or, you can elect to read something edifying every day, take a road trip, take a brisk walk every day, kick all the other vices (including the smoking). . .

or, there's the SR71BB plan:

chee-tos
Newcastle
pRon

Hmm I think I'll opt for the middle group of options. I may explore some of Martin's choices if those ones fail me. ...And I might substitute the Newcastle for something Canadian.
Old Jul 5, 2009 | 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Jun 29 2009, 09:39 AM
Why is the sky blue?
Because you're in Washington. Otherwise, it's kind of a hazy brown with blueish coloration. . . kinda. . .
Old Jul 5, 2009 | 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by bahula03,Jul 5 2009, 02:50 PM
A coworker with exceptionally bad sick person etiquette more than likely is the source for the cold that's keeping me from enjoying the long weekend- what's a proper response to said coworker?
Carry around a little bottle of Purel. Every time you have to shake hands or touch somethng h/she touches. . . purel your hands.

If that doesn't work, escalate to wearing a surgical mask.
Old Jul 5, 2009 | 05:32 PM
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Already tried the Purel along with wiping down keyboards/mice/doorknobs/etc with alcohol swabs. On to the surgical mask it is!
Old Jul 5, 2009 | 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jul 5 2009, 04:03 PM
Carry around a little bottle of Purel. Every time you have to shake hands or touch somethng h/she touches. . . purel your hands.

If that doesn't work, escalate to wearing a surgical mask.
What a pussy answer. F- for 8D.
Old Jul 6, 2009 | 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jul 5 2009, 10:05 PM
What a pussy answer. F- for 8D.
If the hippie has got any stones to actually wear the mask, that should be funny enough. I mean, come on, it's Hellevue.
Old Jul 6, 2009 | 12:18 PM
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Trunkie, since our epidemiologist by osmosis is not flaking around, the mask is actually intended to protect us from them by reducing the spray droplets.

Have you had a Manhattan pastrami? More like the russian version methinks.
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Originally Posted by INTJ,Jul 6 2009, 12:18 PM
Have you had a Manhattan pastrami? More like the russian version methinks.
I've eaten at the Carnegie Deli twice, but have only had the pastrami once. . . that's about as far as Manhattan as I know.




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