The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

Ask UnkieTrunkie V

Thread Tools
 
Old Oct 31, 2021 | 11:51 AM
  #761  
robb's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 30,113
Likes: 5,451
From: Bondville
Default

Why does the police car on the T.V. show Mike and Molly only have half a cage?
Reply
Old Oct 31, 2021 | 12:35 PM
  #762  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Thread Starter
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,435
Likes: 1,651
From: SJC
Default

Originally Posted by robb
Why does the police car on the T.V. show Mike and Molly only have half a cage?
Because CBS ain't payin' for a whole cage. Skimpflation and all that.
Reply
Old Nov 18, 2021 | 07:39 AM
  #763  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Thread Starter
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,435
Likes: 1,651
From: SJC
Default

NEXT?!?!
Reply
Old Nov 18, 2021 | 11:00 AM
  #764  
vtecmom's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
Photogenic
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 111,885
Likes: 2,035
From: SoCal
Default

Is your refrigerator running?
Reply
Old Nov 18, 2021 | 11:30 AM
  #765  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Thread Starter
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,435
Likes: 1,651
From: SJC
Default

Originally Posted by vtecmom
Is your refrigerator running?
It's operating.





















































. . . I don't know who the patient is.
Reply
Old Nov 18, 2021 | 12:11 PM
  #766  
vtecmom's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
Photogenic
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 111,885
Likes: 2,035
From: SoCal
Default

Originally Posted by UnkieTrunkie
It's operating.





















































. . . I don't know who the patient is.
Prolly that left over Pork Chop


OH WAIT you'd never have a left over Pork Chop
Reply
Old Nov 18, 2021 | 12:47 PM
  #767  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Thread Starter
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,435
Likes: 1,651
From: SJC
Default

Originally Posted by vtecmom
OH WAIT you'd never have a left over Pork Chop
I've had plenty of left over pork chops.

. . . I just have never had pork chops that were my leftovers.
Reply
Old Dec 1, 2021 | 09:34 AM
  #768  
zdave87's Avatar
Member
Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 82,468
Likes: 1,193
Default

Did Frankie ever come back from Hollywood?
Reply
Old Dec 2, 2021 | 07:15 AM
  #769  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Thread Starter
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,435
Likes: 1,651
From: SJC
Default

Originally Posted by zdave87
Did Frankie ever come back from Hollywood?
Not really.
Reply
Old Dec 3, 2021 | 08:52 PM
  #770  
zdave87's Avatar
Member
Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 82,468
Likes: 1,193
Default

How many crows did they count?
Reply



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:41 AM.