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Dear Unkie Trunkie,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots
for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the ****s and carrots make the deer fart in my face
when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor?
Leave me a bottle of Scotch.

Unkie Trunkie.

 

on behalf of Unkie Trunkie,

 

More emoticons in his response and you would have been dead on

 

I never read the Santa thread. . . because I figure it's old material.

BTW, Y'all don't have to sit on my lap, but feel free to tell Santa Trunkie what you'd like.

 

unkie trunkie I wanna ROCK!

 

Dar Rajipoop,

You asked me for Skid Row when you were 13.
You asked me again for Guns N' Roses when you were 15.


Frankly, you never seem satisfied, so you're smooth jazzing for Christmas.

 

 

Raj needs some chuck m or yanni more like it.

 

I find the dynamic range on both of them a bit too great for Raj. The slap bass on "Feels So Good" might make Raj's head asplod.

 

Im betting hes a closet Kenny G fan