ATTN: ACLR8
He already told us that. :sheesh:
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Originally Posted by sweetj,Sep 27 2004, 10:18 AM
Well he went up there the next night and she wasn't working 
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OK lemme tell you the latest sage in the "God H8's robbie" story
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So I go to get a haircut today. I really, really didn't want to get my hair cut but it was longer than it should be for my current profession. Anyway, I'm getting my hair cut and I tell the stylist/beautician/hair cut professional that I need a #2 guard on the back and sides and then just taper it at the bottom. It has to be within the military regs, but "I don't want to look like I'm in the military." So she is cutting and cutting and I'm starting to get a little nervous. She asks me "What branch of the military are you in?" I reply with "I'm a Naval Officer." She says "well . ... . . what branch is that??????????????????"
R U kidding. Now I am starting to get really nervous. I think about replying that is the tummy branch, "yes, we take care of belly buttons." But I don't and simply reply "the Navy." She is still cutting and I am getting more anxious and mention it to her. She says "I am just finishing blending it, wanna see." "Sure" I reply. She shows it to me and I manage to fight back the tears, somehow, with an incredible amount of fortitude and simply say "Ok, that is much shorter than I wanted you can stop there." She is like "I'm sorry, is it really too short? You said you wanted it faded, you should have been more pacific"
"more pacific," she actually said this. How absolutely dumb could a grown adult be???
Anyway, I guess I won't be going back to the bar this month. Absolutely unbelievable.
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So I go to get a haircut today. I really, really didn't want to get my hair cut but it was longer than it should be for my current profession. Anyway, I'm getting my hair cut and I tell the stylist/beautician/hair cut professional that I need a #2 guard on the back and sides and then just taper it at the bottom. It has to be within the military regs, but "I don't want to look like I'm in the military." So she is cutting and cutting and I'm starting to get a little nervous. She asks me "What branch of the military are you in?" I reply with "I'm a Naval Officer." She says "well . ... . . what branch is that??????????????????"
R U kidding. Now I am starting to get really nervous. I think about replying that is the tummy branch, "yes, we take care of belly buttons." But I don't and simply reply "the Navy." She is still cutting and I am getting more anxious and mention it to her. She says "I am just finishing blending it, wanna see." "Sure" I reply. She shows it to me and I manage to fight back the tears, somehow, with an incredible amount of fortitude and simply say "Ok, that is much shorter than I wanted you can stop there." She is like "I'm sorry, is it really too short? You said you wanted it faded, you should have been more pacific"
"more pacific," she actually said this. How absolutely dumb could a grown adult be???
Anyway, I guess I won't be going back to the bar this month. Absolutely unbelievable.
