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Originally Posted by ACLR8,Sep 27 2004, 05:12 PM
I reply with "I'm a Naval Officer." She says "well . ... . . what branch is that??????????????????"
Get me her number, bro. I think she is dumb enough to go out with me. 
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Sep 27 2004, 09:56 PM
I was at this dive bar/restaurant back home... odd place - great fish (if you like fried fish), incredibly cheap drinks ($1 for 16 oz bottles of domestic beer, $1.25 for imports/coolers). I ordered a Bacardi Limon cooler (the only malt cooler they had)... Pronounced it "Leh-moan"... the guy looked at me sorta odd-like, I thought he was going to card me (even though I was with my dad and I'm pretty obviously over 21), but instead he goes "what the hell is that?" I pointed at it, he goes "oh, one of them LEEmon things..."
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Originally Posted by ACLR8,Sep 27 2004, 07:12 PM
OK lemme tell you the latest sage in the "God H8's robbie" story
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So I go to get a haircut today. I really, really didn't want to get my hair cut but it was longer than it should be for my current profession. Anyway, I'm getting my hair cut and I tell the stylist/beautician/hair cut professional that I need a #2 guard on the back and sides and then just taper it at the bottom. It has to be within the military regs, but "I don't want to look like I'm in the military." So she is cutting and cutting and I'm starting to get a little nervous. She asks me "What branch of the military are you in?" I reply with "I'm a Naval Officer." She says "well . ... . . what branch is that??????????????????"
R U kidding. Now I am starting to get really nervous. I think about replying that is the tummy branch, "yes, we take care of belly buttons." But I don't and simply reply "the Navy." She is still cutting and I am getting more anxious and mention it to her. She says "I am just finishing blending it, wanna see." "Sure" I reply. She shows it to me and I manage to fight back the tears, somehow, with an incredible amount of fortitude and simply say "Ok, that is much shorter than I wanted you can stop there." She is like "I'm sorry, is it really too short? You said you wanted it faded, you should have been more pacific"
"more pacific," she actually said this. How absolutely dumb could a grown adult be???
Anyway, I guess I won't be going back to the bar this month. Absolutely unbelievable.
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So I go to get a haircut today. I really, really didn't want to get my hair cut but it was longer than it should be for my current profession. Anyway, I'm getting my hair cut and I tell the stylist/beautician/hair cut professional that I need a #2 guard on the back and sides and then just taper it at the bottom. It has to be within the military regs, but "I don't want to look like I'm in the military." So she is cutting and cutting and I'm starting to get a little nervous. She asks me "What branch of the military are you in?" I reply with "I'm a Naval Officer." She says "well . ... . . what branch is that??????????????????"
R U kidding. Now I am starting to get really nervous. I think about replying that is the tummy branch, "yes, we take care of belly buttons." But I don't and simply reply "the Navy." She is still cutting and I am getting more anxious and mention it to her. She says "I am just finishing blending it, wanna see." "Sure" I reply. She shows it to me and I manage to fight back the tears, somehow, with an incredible amount of fortitude and simply say "Ok, that is much shorter than I wanted you can stop there." She is like "I'm sorry, is it really too short? You said you wanted it faded, you should have been more pacific"
"more pacific," she actually said this. How absolutely dumb could a grown adult be???
Anyway, I guess I won't be going back to the bar this month. Absolutely unbelievable.
